Happy New Year Mountain time!

Here's to 2012 a year of laughs, love, and prosperity!

My resolution is say haha I told you so on 1/1/2013!!!

Happy New Year!

When exactly did the tradition of shooting off guns to welcome the new year start?

Happy new year CST!

I'll know its 2012 when the gunfire reaches the climax of its crescendo!

Happy New Year east coast!

At home working on my first DVD... The future is now!!! Btw I partied last night cause i'm ahead of my time!!!

Dear 2011 you were the worst year ever and I'm glad to see you go! Hurray for the new year!

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Watching SNL on Hulu!

Wow about a week and a half ago I was wondering when I'd hit my next goal of 3K video views and Im well over halfway there and I was on vacation! Thanks!

OccupyKrispyKreme on government street Mobile AL!

So who's inviting me to a new years party?

Releasing a limited run dvd of my fan favorite videos with exclusive dvd only footage and narration in JAN 2012. Only doing 100 to start. Have a lol on me!

You can't take it with you!

Adventures in Customer Service video! http://ping.fm/vqhHY

Fear is the father of death if sleep is its cousin...

if you're not fighting a battle, you must have already been defeated

I was well on my way to becoming a respected writer until I realized people were taking me seriously! I'm a lot more comfortable now as a polarizing figure.

Its Drew BREEZY baby!

Trolls: people who use dumb arguments, hate speech, and say purely ignorant things on internet discussion comment feeds just to ruin it for everyone else...

For the record there, I'm a NBA fan. U might see me endorse ur team or break them down, but unless u actually own a team dont be trolling over here!

I am going to lovvve this NBA season! Games everyday! Thats right, this is payback for the lockout, this shortened season will be brutal lol!

CP3 ON THE CLIPS!!!

To the lot of ya'll who dont know who durant really is, wake up!

KP against big baby, nooooo!

Its nice to know all BBall fans are now watching the magic N thunder game!

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas!

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As this Christmas Eve dawns remember there are people on the front lines of the occupywalmarts movement in the parking lots of all major retailers!

What's your NBA team?

Who wants to have NBA beef for the rest of the season?

Dec 25th! Have a NBA HOLIDAY!!!

Look baby stop tripping, I only look at other women so I can appreciate what I have in you! ... That didnt work, must be why I'M SINGLE!

Its a great feeling just listening to the poets and not sittin here waiting for my turn! Bama got talent!

Sold 10 books tonight at the GET CHA MIND RIGHT OPEN MIC!!! Mobile supports their own!!! The Children of Confusion MOVIE will happen somehow someway!

Mobile, gulf coast! At the get cha mind right open mic!!! Wish you were here!

Hey baby dont let your ex block your view of your next... Your next ex... You know what time it is!

Sometimes you have to destroy the pretty truth to get to the ugly lie...

When I question have I gone to far, I know that I've not gone far enough...

When women start asking me do I find them attractive I wonder what about me no longer says author and is now saying sperm donor...

She wanted a romantic chase and asked me why I wasnt pursuing her, I told her I only run for my health or when I hear gunshots...

In politics they'll spend $50 millionon ads and in lobbying costs trying to stop a $20 bill in congress!

Its not the tax but the threats that get me pissed off! The rebulicans wanna take your $20 or the demo's might charge you $30 more a yr!

I've gotten sick and tired of hearing the government officals argue over whats $20 taxes or whatever per citizen! Forreal? Forreal? They're a joke!

I have always wanted to be a champion for my people, now-a-days I'm not really sure who're my people lol!

I've abandoned the illusion of race and embraced mere bigotry...

Tornado warning off Dauphin Island...

Tornado sirens in Mobile!

I love having my imaginary enemies or imagemies...

I really love my new career as a humorist. I do what I do and if someone doesn't like it, they can just assume I'm being a jerk, because I am.

Somebody tell these MILFs I'm open for business lol. Cougars you just gotta luv em!

Its not where you're at but who you are that counts! Make it last!!!

The best tool you can have at your side is creativity!

Michelle Obama for president 2016!

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This latest video blog has been kicking my butt! I hope someone watches it when it comes out lol!

Does anyone have an old ATT andriod phone they want to donate or sell for the low? I need to step my phone game up bad!!!

Success is out there for anyone smart enough to work towards it and foolish enough to think they can achieve it!

2,000 plays on my video blogs thanks!!!! Next step 3,000! I dont know how I'll get there but if it can be done you can do it!

Muh hahaha!!! I got asked to do some stand up shows in mississipi and new orleans!!! Haha!

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I once read a management book that said you can't afford the best employee's because the best don't work just for pay, they do it because they love it!

When I was a kid I used to write girls notes that said circle yes if U like me or no if U dont like boys U like girls. They only had 2 options

If u ever want to see if you're in the right place at the right time check your watch, I hope you're early.

Thanks for all the comments and tweets on my latest video 'First Date After the Divorce: True Story'! U guys R the best! Have a lol on me!

I have a dream of being a regular on The Daily Show! Is that so wrong? Depends on who you ask...

Looking for the 99th monkey!

People are watching my videos!!!! They like them! they like them! I'm humbled, thanks you guys!!!!! Occupywalmarts near you!

"Ladies wanna get with me cause I make pretty babies..." Really bru? Really? Man get a life...

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To my state I'm an icon, to your state you're a tampon... Don't forget that you bloody bastard!

The filming went great!! I knew my lines!!! Cant wait until all of you get to see it! Its going to be crazzzzy! You'll love it!

I asked her if she loved me... She checked my credit score...

Never tell a good dream how long you want it to last, unless you say forever.

Dont hate, my blessings cant be yours unless you know how to swap souls. Now where you know they do that at? LOL!

If the apple doesnt fall far from the tree I must've been born in a hurricane: a category 5...

I'm bout to lose it! This walmarts going down!

I feel like listening to a few gangsta rap songs... About love...

Walmart anyone?

RG3 Baaaby!

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I'm sorry, I don't brag. I've been telling you about how I've been blessed!

Now AAMU go win the SWAC Tomorrow! Who Dat!

If you're afraid of the spotlight, move out of the way so I won't be shining on you!

If you're not a closer, then you might be a poser.

Dont be worried about the next man cause he got two in the bush and you only got one in the hand. Be glad I dont take your bird and have three!

Tyler Perry be careful around those Kardashians, they got a thing for rich black guys. Thats why the sistas upset. Test drive but don't buy!

These Walmarts aren't going to occupy themselves. Do it for your families, for America! Victory is Ours!

When you're pleased with yourself even your hater's remarks sound like compliments, such bliss is divine! OccupyWALMARTS!

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Scared money don't make money!

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"The value of a white woman is based on how long they would look for her if she was missing." Comedian Patrice O'Neal RIP

"Men view time like women view their vagina... No means No... Stop trying to rape us for our time!" Comedian Patrice O'Neal RIP

"Never have a side chick who thinks she's good enough to be your main chick" Comedian Patrice O'Neal RIP

Do not visit youtube.com/awardcomedy do not watch my occupy video. Do not like or retweet this

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There's an University of Alabama flag flying from every other car in this state!

Is blind to the Bull$hit!!!

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I've forgotten what it's like to be in a relationship. I think they're something like that movie... Independence Day... your life gets invaded by alien forces that blow everything up and you have to call your buddies Will Smith and Jeff Goldbum to save you

I'M MFN TIGER WOODS! Congrats to Tiger today!

In chill mode... No more shameless promotion until tomorrow... Thank you folks, you deserve a break...

Funny guy, comedic author, slightly famous poet on another planet...

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Putting up Christmas lights... Now what are the origins of this tradition?

Why chicks always wanna flirt the hardest when they wit their man. Mybe I shldnt have gotten the digits but he was outside n she feelin choosey... She FINE!

A piece of the ceiling just broke loose and hit me lol! A Small Peice! RUN ALFRED RUN!

I want a farm... Maybe a vineyard... My own wine... Nice!

Thanks to you I've jumped passed 1,000 plays in less than two weeks of starting the video blog! I expected less than 100 lol... 1,500 next!

We need four political parties: tea party, republican, democrat, occupation or (labor) party... That would be cool...

Has the Vigor game started yet? For my mobilians!

I'm about to reach 1,000 spins on my brand new youtube channel! youtube.com/awardcomedy! Thank you for watching! It's not that serious!

I used to have reasons why I do what I do. Lately I dont know what its all worth, but now its all I know to do so I guess thats life and thats what it must be.

Out here on the next phase of OWS! WE CANT BE STOPPED THIS A MOVEMENT BABY!

I heard herman cain is obama's biological father! DNA proves it! HERMAN YOU ARE THE FATHER! In my maury voice...

To all rappers that suck but say they're the best, how about just rhyming about how you're not the worst. Truth sells.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)

Do it for the realest Mfkr in the game right now.... She will lol!!!

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Is favoritism a religion? It really has a lot of followers...

Rainbow in mobile, watch out for leperchans!

Life is funny. I'm still young enough to get with the daughter but I'm now old and smart enough to get with her mom. cougarsrock!

Anything that is mean to divide is a form of control. Whether you are the controller or who is controlled.

Interracial dating... Your opinion? Even if some people still dont like it isnt that just on them... Its 2011 in america baby!

The forth down isn't the end of a drive, it's the beggining of one!

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I'd tell my 3yr old what we just ate was deep fried Big Bird but he might get a kick out of it lol! I love my kid! Get n my belly big bird lol!!!

Anyone that actually wants to be president should be locked into a mental institution before the psychopath can commit more crimes.

Happy TURKEYDAY! You TURKEYS!!!

Its a well known fact that those people who want to rule people are least suited to do it...

Learn something new everyday!

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The road between heaven & hell is a one way street unless you break the rules! Doin doughnuts on that ISH! KING KONG AINT GOT NUTTIN ON ME!

You just can't ask the same people who caused your problems to solve them, you have to organize and do it yourself.

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Looking at these videos wow I have a big nose! Big for no reason, I can smell you throuh the internet so big. I got a 5G 4D X2000 Nose!

You dont win silver, you lose gold...

Slavery isn't dead... Its now run by the goverment through DHR and probabtion... It was just nationalized...

All these folks worried bout saving the world when if they saved themselves they'd be saving the universe!

What's Your Success? Pt 3 "Holding on during the storm" http://ping.fm/kiXMg

Alfred blogs breaking up with facebook http://ping.fm/Cu79j

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DON'T TRY TO GET HIGH OFF THIS! All bath salts are not BATH SALTS!
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I'm thinkin bout starting a blog talk show. It'd just be for talking sideways nothing specific & I'd love to interview you. What do you do?

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Who here has read my booklet "Return of the King"?

i am so cool, fool shut your mouth

What's Your Success? Pt 3 "Holding on during the storm" http://ping.fm/cCVeI

My motto "If you haven't ever had a PBR, you haven't lived."

DON'T TRY TO GET HIGH OFF THIS! All bath salts are not BATH SALTS!
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DON'T TRY TO GET HIGH OFF THIS! All bath salts are not BATH SALTS!
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What's Your Success? Pt 3 "Holding on during the storm" http://ping.fm/elXUn

Alfred blogs breaking up with facebook http://ping.fm/zpieM

is acting waaaay to paranoid right now... I feel like a chihuahua...

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Alfred Video blogs an Irrelevant Video made Irrelevant Because it's on Facebook
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Alfred blogs breaking up with facebook http://ping.fm/GWzaL

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Even the greatest people of any generation shall one day be but ink on a page, words on a screen, or cuts in stone. Live your life today! -AWard

While I'm over here video blogging any questions anyone wants answered? I know publishing info right? Anything else? Anything goes...

Alfred blogs breaking up with facebook http://ping.fm/d5mz2

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If you others decide what's best for you then you'll end up doing what's best for them, everytime.

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my pressure!

Trapped at popeyes in the drive thru lane! I'm getting angry! Why I gotta wait for chicken, you sell chicken, have the chicken ready lol, its all bad for

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Going into the military is looking better and better everyday... They may make me fight their wars, but at least they're paying... Damnyouelites lol

Having a dog in the house taught me one thing... Dogs fart and it stinks, even the little ones! Sorry I didnt know this! SMH

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Quick question? Am I following you on twitter? okay names please... BTW I'm @iamaward

I'm famous!

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I wrote The Children of Confusion to be a movie and I'm raising the 50 to 75k to get it together, but maybe I've been aiming to low... but we'll see... Either way this is getting made... God is willing and I'm ready, this is the beginning!

ALRIGHT! Thank you all for your support! Can a brotha get one more sell today? please visit www.iamaward.com!

If you attend a business meeting and the word profit doesnt come up it means you're on a date...

RIP Heavy D

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Which two stars could play you in the movie of your life? For me I'm thinking Ludacris or Dave Chappelle...

When tomorrow gets here tell him he owes me money

"If you aint first you're last." Ricky Bobby's dad

"The number one kills or is killed." Afro Samurai's father

I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up (Success Files Part 2) http://ping.fm/NrcNx

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I feel like watching some free anime on hulu.com tonight... Don't try to stop me!

www.iamaward.com you know you tell people sales could be better and they say oh I didn't know you sold books. Here's your notice...lol

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What's The News?: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up ( Success Files Par...

What's The News?: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up ( Success Files Par...: “If you ever fall down pick yourself up before looking for a helping hand” This is the principle that no one owes you anything that you d...

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How old where you when you had you first love?

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Mo-man in mobile, if you even think you might like spoken word you need to get to legends off DIP ASAP!

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seriously, I've learned to stop taking myself so seriously...

Two teams named Alabama won today, Alabama A&M and Alabama State! the SWAC is heating up!!! Ask somebody!!! One lost? Wonder who dat!!!

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follow me on twitter @iamaward the last angry black man ever feels a little less pissed off if you do

My accusation: Herman Cain is my daddy, that bastard

The conspiracy is true; I call myself AWard because everytime you call someone award winning this or that. I want u 2 sometimes think of me! Oh yeah, that's right, it's really my name to...

Why did this hobbit just ask me where's the nearest strip club? Worse still when I told him about the only one I knew he says "oh I cant go there anymore" WTH!

Win, lose, or draw at least I'm in the game!

Win, lose, or draw at least I'M m

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I felt like saying 'something smart'

For "It's Life and That's Fred" toon fans how'd you like to see a live action version with actors and all!

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What's The News?: So This Is How It Is?

What's The News?: So This Is How It Is?: “White people murder insanely. Black people murder on a whim.” First thoughts...damn here goes that race shit again. Hell Yeah!!! This ...

Finished shooting my first short film yesterday only 4yrs behind schedule. I never quit on what I believe in! So dont you quit on me!

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11-1-2011 the last angry black man ever is here... visit iamaward.com this changes everything!

What's The News?: What's Your Success? (Part 1 of 10)

What's The News?: What's Your Success? (Part 1 of 10): Here’s where I address the best part of my day, I get to blog my opinion on success and its achievement. One of my favorite topics! I used ...

Somebody get yo kid man! U just cant leave good kids wandering around parking lots like this. The world needs a lost n found!

11.1.11 tomorrow! the last angry black man ever begins a new era!

Mobile see u at legends off DIP after 11 when I get off... Show starts around 10:30 u got time to show! I spit!

It is time to proceed!

11-1-11 two days... are you ready? the world isn't!!!

1 person down and already riding with you is worth more than the 100 who say they are but aren't already onboard...

I should be at the magic city classic right now!

11<1>11 three days away!!! angry black men all over the world are already repenting their ways!

11(1)11... the last angry black man ever!!!

11.1.11 wow so close? What's happening?

For Feb valentines day 14th 2012 I will be raffling off the greatest poetic date of all time with yours truly, the greatest!!!... maybe anywhere in the U.S. ... details coming soon (next year)!

Call me Mr Super Positive Personality! Everything is awesome!

Here's to tomorrow another great day!

11-1-11

Alright! Today is here!

11-1-11 the last angry black man ever! let me change your life baby! okay, let me change my life lol!

Only when you live in an endless stream of yesterdays does today seem less until it's gone...

I am whatever I will to be...

tomorrow is today it just used different letters and is pronounced differently, but treat it like it's already here and see how good it makes today!

'the last angry black man ever' is so close to hitting the streets it's unreal the feeling you get when a dream comes to life and the response you get from people is just right! thank you for the support http://ow.ly/i/jMNV

hey you guys!

Considering a new mini-book... What do you think about a greatest (top ten) poems compliation? $3 to $5 range...

ok

Sick and tired of being sick and tired!

Going into politics I'm running as the Occupy Party Candidate!

Typo's suck lol! So due lawsuits! Just send me to collections man, it might be time for bankruptcy!

I have officially lost track of the number of lawsuits agains me!

Just because someone tells you to worry about tomorrow it doesn't mean you have to. This is your life, live it and let them worry about their own.

No one said breaking free would be easy... Right on time!

Black homeless guy thinks I'm uppity and afraid details after 11...oh yeah! Occupy facebook, that's right you're already here!

Tonight was the second time I played my guitar in public! Oh yeah! Watch out!

After 11pm headed to Legends off DIP, open mic mobile!

These crabs in a barrel folks have been at the bottom for so long they can't see the light when you speak truth! Get your claws off me!

The Last Angry Black Man Ever!!!

Tell me something good!

While you humans are slaves, I'm master of the apes! Stop throwing poo before I taze you!

I sincerely hope ya'll haven't forgotten "The Last Angry Black Man, Ever" book is coming! You won't be disappointed for the wait!

Pensacola I think that was the most fun I ever had on stage. Shout out to the poet's den host Messenger poet, poeticJ, & everyone who blessed da mic!

At the Belmont Heritage Museum in Pensacola bout to hit the stage, thanks for the support! Its going down!

Can I get a virtual hug? @ home sick... I could use some tlc!

Word of advice, don't always expect something deep out of me. That is except what I give you to think about, which is always.

If you're waiting on tomorrow remember that it's not waiting on you.

You never know what you're made of until you're made of nothing...

I've never understood why some people insist on smoking while at a gas pump. Like they really cant go five minutes without it!

Some women have yet to learn the words ambitious men want to here. "I believe in you..." WITHOUT THIS SUCH RELATIONSHIPS WILL FAIL... Vice versa

Ok Let me know for sure by 1PM

Money is not the root of all evil, evil is the root of all evil.

At Legends open mic. Off D.I.P. N mob-town... Good times on my grind! Award the poet! Just chillen doing new material... Wish you were here! I miss you, I do...

The difference between arrogance and confidence is winning.

The free women is she who carries a gun!

"The free man is he who does not fear to go to the end of his thought. "

Don't ask me what truth I believe in and I won't ask you what lies you kill for. -AWard

I'm gucci fam!

Today is not the day my friends for anyone to cross the line, in fact don't even look at it! LOL Feeling like 100%!

Headed to The City. Don't know when I'll get there.

To be truly educated is the ability to obtain one's desires without harming others in the process.

I find it odd that all around the world people seem ready to revolt, riot, and protest but noone wants to lead except those already in power. Wth?

If you go to long without looking at yourself, especially if someone else was in the way, you're going to forget who you are!

Being very intelligent leaves a person two choices; being smart or being truthful. You would be wise to learn the difference.

Mobile got talent! Lol

Hey dudes if you look up and see a butchy beating you at your own game hang your head in shame lol!

Kiss my prana...

Have a now mentality. For it is the sum of both then and when.

Anybody feel like forming a think tank?

"When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him" Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects Irish essayist, novelist, & satirist (1667 - 1745)

What really get's me is every n!gga that wants to wear name brand shoes, but is fine with a generic education LMAO!

What really get's me is every ni@

"I don't know about you but I can assure you that I'm only living once. If you feel like you have room to mess up and get a do over stay the hell out of my way! " -AWard

"We choose to go to do these things, not because they are easy but because they are hard." JFK... I'm tired of hearing about terrorists and politicians our enemy is complacency.

What's understood, doesn't have to be explained...

A riot isn't for justice if you take a shopping list along.

Chilvery isn't dead civility is.

I think the '@' sign should be officially added to the English alphabet.

The rebirth of now was then, so what will be?

You should have to pay $10,000 to the state to get married. I think that should end some debates and lower the divorce rate.

"I aint no joke I used to let the mic smoke/
Now I slam it when Im done and make sure it's broke/When Im gone no one gets on cuz I wont let"

I ain't no joke!

One day my chance to be in a riot will come, believe me I'll be ready. The best things in life are free! If you're looting!

Haha @ the new planet of the apes movie! Just made opening weekend! Get excited about something small people! lovethelittlethingsto

I want to hear your best yo momma joke, it doesn't have to be original. I like "yo momma so ugly she only been married once!"

“Being an ugly woman is like being a man...you're gonna have to work.” ~ Daniel Tosh.

I swear they should make ni@@as take an IQ test before being allowed to get on the internet!

Controversy is interest. Yes men can never go higher than second place. The confrontational fight until they're first or die trying. Simply put, you can be right and they can be wrong but if they win, it doesn't matter what you thought. In the end they'll just take your idea.

If every stock market in the world loses value then what?

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I hate the news, but I can't stop listening to it lol! There is only one problem in the entire world and its called ignorance.

Saying I'm to old for this doesn't mean I can't keep up. It means I could be doing something better with my time lol! Age+wisdom is grand!

Confrontation always precedes liberation.

Never lose self for you'll never be someone else, you'll just be lost.

I don't do group think because I know lions love herds! I'm the lion fools!

"You have to learn how to be fine with being alone." okay momz now I know why you told me that. Didn't make sense at 10 yrs ago but clear today. Luv ya!

Fortune favors the bold as pride comes before the fall.

Fools speak to be heard, the wise speak to be understood.

U know u in the hood when u hand the dry cleaners ur ticket & she says this was suppose to be done yesterday. They probably aint up yet baby.

I need to go to a planet of the apes movie party! Anyone else a fan? apemania

The only times I've ever failed to succeed is when I've entertained options besides success.

Oh yeah watching the new thundercats series premiere! DVR baby!

Somes I wonder why do some people believe in angels but not aliens, dragons but not dinosaurs, pay but not work. lol!

My campaign for mayor is gaining momentum! These people want change!

Tomorrows not promised, but I love my odds!

If I'm not the solution, chances are I'm the problem!

Some people are just born to seize the day. It is what it is.

Ghetto reflection#1: Should I feel insecure because no woman has my name tatted on her body? Hmmm

I have to hate on something so you can have love. I'm just doing you a favor. If I really know what I hate, then I can know what I love, vice versa.

I need something to "hate on". Got anything in mind?

One day I'd like to be rich famous for having not been rich and famous. That takes talent!

If I'm your online friend it means you're special. Please go tell someone you're better than them because of it.

The funniest thing you'll watch all day or I'll give you your time back. Yes I'm God and I'm talking to you. http://ping.fm/E8yPW

When I knew less, I thought I knew more.

We all start at zero, all actions are positive results.

If you live in fear you're basically telling life you don't deserve to be here. Don't do it, have courage.

Guess I'm going to be DIRK'n all summer long! ( The new 4-letter word! )

Check out my life after employment video... my miniseries http://ping.fm/oCoIm : funny Winning!

"It's Life and That's Fred" Online cartoon debuts in a few Minutes!

Oh Yeah! "My It's Life and That's Fred" Online cartoon debuts in a few hours!

The difference between arrogance and confidence is wording.

Fool me once & shame on you, fool me twice & shame on me, fool me thrice & welcome to America!

Just remember one thing about me; I never quit striving for greatness, I do not settle, I never give in to doubt, and I refuse to lose!

Do poets make the best rappers or do rappers make the best poets? TLABME...

God blesses a man who finds a woman with beauty & even moreso ambitious! twitboo #1

Oh no! I just realized I don't believe in magic! Will MacDonalds ever be the same?

I feel like a free agent that keeps getting traded. 4 major moves in two years! movingjokes

Back to working on the new book, The Last Angry Black Man Ever. newmoves newcareer newtwitboo

Attention people we have an epidemic of DIRO's (Democrats In Race Only) voted for Obama cause he's black but as bad as repub's. getreal..

Pickled pigs feet, eggs, & okra. Boiled peanuts, conecuh sausauge, country souse aka hog's head cheese, zieglars red hots! Zapps chips! Seafood, Gumbo... @home

New twitter @IamAWard ... paradigm shift

Jerk chicken buffet! Casa montego friday! Free while last!

I'm trying to test some social web theories but I can't seem to find a twitboo in the wild to study. I may have to set a trap with bait.

If facebook is breaking up relationships then what is twitter doing? @awardthepoet this I must know...

If you really want to be appreciated for who you are, you must find out where you truly belong, and fulfill your destiny.

Best Day Ever!

Is it better to be the "cheater" or the "cheated on"? If you're shy inbox me the answer. This is a good question we need both opinions.

‎"I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery." ~A.Huxley

So Awesome, 40 topics have been suggested so far for the new book! The Last Angry Black Man, Ever. Thanks everyone!

I will be whatever I will to be.

Linkedin profile: http://ping.fm/Fgr5N

Self help/new age book title idea: There is no secret, you will have tobe smart & work hard for what you want.

Good friends, I still need a few more writing topics for my new book "The Last Angry Black Man, Ever." I'd welcome any topic you suggest.

I love debating because it seems that people never pull out their good stuff until backed into a corner. Don't hoard your insight people!

When did "shut-up" become a bad word?

Just got a new job recruiting for the NBWO (New Black World Order). Come, I'm enlisting tomorrow's elitists today!

Sometimes I feel like death is closing in all around me and then I realize it's not death but doubt. That satan is sabotaging all my actions, and I realize it's really ignorance. And God alone can save me, and once again I know that's Love. - AWard

HSN was tripping, No word back from Comedy Central, Oprah Network, You're next. I will have my own show!

Does BET still have a talk show? I can always appear on CNN. I have opinions that must be heard.

I just signed a 5yr deal with Home Shopping Network to promote my next book & new authors, but I have to change my name to Columbo.

Anyone willing to fight to the death or commit suicide for their religion should be sent to a island to battle using only prayer, along with their enemies who feel the same way, and they can never leave until the war is done.

You create your own reality. Close your eyes and open them, look in front of you. You created that, own it. Better it.

The 5/21 end world guy is still going. This is insanity plain and simple. Some lady tried to kill her kids. I'm afraid this idiocy may result in more people getting hurt. He should be institutionalized for attempting to incite mass hysteria.

No one will ever appreciate your point of view, until they realize you're not going to give it up.

Might need to run for the mayor. Young gun in office! PrichardAlabama

How fly am I? Your daughter, you, your momma, & your grandma are all my facebook friends... You know I love ya! Flypoet

I'm so nonconformist, at least I'm honest.

Am I in another country? At least I know the language. Gotta love the Gulf Coast lol!

Blogtalk http://ping.fm/ecIjW on IF SHE DON'T HAVE A RING~DOES HIS LOVE MEAN A THING

This removing government involvement in marriages topic is getting good over here! See my FB profile.

I think marriage by the state should be made illegal. Since it's so personal it should be pushed back to religious & social institutions. Tax breaks ended, etc. It'll show who really wants marriage for love. No divorces in court, no alimony, no legal proceedings, all social. It'll help people take it seriously. I should address this in "The Last Angry Black Man Alive, Ever" LOL

I'm asking for a few topics to address in my new book. Any good suggestions? I'll consider them all.

Somewhere in the world it's still the 21st, all is not lost yet. Send me all your $ now to fulfill prophecy! Let's save your soul together!

Thinking of calling my new book "The Last Angry Black Man, Ever." Essays on a life lived...

Working on a new book. A new direction. Thinking about video blogging the progress. Why not... why not

U ever wonder if translators were wrong and God is coming back to rid us of the nutcases so we can make the heaven on earth they prevent.

How dare you sinner's doubt the 5/21 prophecy! You will pay! Accepting payments until 11:59pm 5/21 PST...

For $10,000 I will write a haiku with ur name in it, that will garuntee u will be called up into the 5/21 rapture. No refunds, If ur still on earth after the 21st u deserved to get ripped off. U sinner.

my email is awardthepoet@gmail.com go to paypal, send me your $. The 21st is coming! I will bear the burden! Save yourself right now!

I will sacrifice myself by taking on the sins of your wealth. Go on, be saved. The 21st is coming, hurry! Don't think, just do it!

Wit the rapture imminent remember you cant be called up with all your earthly possesions. Paypal ur $ to me. Fedex ur jewelry now! be saved!

God told me to tell you to give me all your money and earthly possesions. All of you! He said it'd be fun.

Down here in Mobile AL. Shout out to my hometown! Mob-Town, My Rattlers, my PA folks, and you hundreds of family members!

Having life is enough of a miracle, living it doesn't have to be based on fantasy.

http://ping.fm/s8e9K : AWard, Alfred's creation...

http://ping.fm/2va5L

When criticism stops, so does progress.

Paradigm shift initiated.

The difference between gangs and fraternities is...... me

Currently Featuring AWard's "Black President" in it's entirety on the Facebook Fan page's music section. Made in 2004 it's a snapshot of a different day, but a true fire. Check it out!

Black President, AWard's only poetry cd is now online. explicit content. Check out the fan page

Women + wife beaters = last decade LOL... upgrade

If when I die I'm not known as the greatest, I'll still be known as the greatest that ever tried.

Everything in a herd looks like a buffet to predators.

Hey, the answer to immigration is emigration.

This 21st century neo-colonialism forgot the colonies.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with intelligence until it's abused by ignorance.

Just got my 1st solar light. When you want to change the world, start with a revolution of one!

Looking for a lady I can discuss subatomic particle physics with as much as we talk about her sew in. Don't be afraid, I know you're out there. With your fine self.

Even the president has veto power. Everyone comes to a time in which stupidity should not be tolerated in your life. Feeling Presidential!

Tomorrow isn't promised, but neither was today.

R.I.P. poetry

R.I.P. poetry

Death to the old me

As I write

Every second is eternity

in which I seek life

What? No insight

No starving children's plight?

Could my ego be so huge 

that only in myself I delight

I gotta big egooooo

You can't mess with my steloooo

Whatever that means

I'm bold enough to believe only I am real

And ya'll are just the figments of my dreams

or the remnants

Should I be repentant

or just continue ascending until beyond infinite

God talked to me

Asking me where are my prayers

I had to tell em

The world is a madhouse

and He's already there

so why should I scream to the wind

when he's within

the light beams

constructing

the twist in my DNA

and I asked him not to get pissed

Since everything is His

There's no way I can have it my way

Insanity being the norm of the day

Being sane just gets in the way

So I ripped out my tongue 

And fashioned it into a sword

My power must be infinite

I'm in the presence of the Lord!

Stabbing the earth

producing tsunamis & earthquakes

Me and God laughed

This is what it must feel like to be great

and I swung at God

He dodged in an instance

Caught me from behind

And blasted me from existence

Witness

the end 

of sentence.

FIN...


AWard the poet