I have to hate on something so you can have love. I'm just doing you a favor. If I really know what I hate, then I can know what I love, vice versa.

I need something to "hate on". Got anything in mind?

One day I'd like to be rich famous for having not been rich and famous. That takes talent!

If I'm your online friend it means you're special. Please go tell someone you're better than them because of it.

The funniest thing you'll watch all day or I'll give you your time back. Yes I'm God and I'm talking to you. http://ping.fm/E8yPW

When I knew less, I thought I knew more.

We all start at zero, all actions are positive results.

If you live in fear you're basically telling life you don't deserve to be here. Don't do it, have courage.

Guess I'm going to be DIRK'n all summer long! ( The new 4-letter word! )

Check out my life after employment video... my miniseries http://ping.fm/oCoIm : funny Winning!

"It's Life and That's Fred" Online cartoon debuts in a few Minutes!

Oh Yeah! "My It's Life and That's Fred" Online cartoon debuts in a few hours!

The difference between arrogance and confidence is wording.

Fool me once & shame on you, fool me twice & shame on me, fool me thrice & welcome to America!

Just remember one thing about me; I never quit striving for greatness, I do not settle, I never give in to doubt, and I refuse to lose!

Do poets make the best rappers or do rappers make the best poets? TLABME...

God blesses a man who finds a woman with beauty & even moreso ambitious! twitboo #1

Oh no! I just realized I don't believe in magic! Will MacDonalds ever be the same?

I feel like a free agent that keeps getting traded. 4 major moves in two years! movingjokes

Back to working on the new book, The Last Angry Black Man Ever. newmoves newcareer newtwitboo

Attention people we have an epidemic of DIRO's (Democrats In Race Only) voted for Obama cause he's black but as bad as repub's. getreal..

Pickled pigs feet, eggs, & okra. Boiled peanuts, conecuh sausauge, country souse aka hog's head cheese, zieglars red hots! Zapps chips! Seafood, Gumbo... @home

New twitter @IamAWard ... paradigm shift

Jerk chicken buffet! Casa montego friday! Free while last!

I'm trying to test some social web theories but I can't seem to find a twitboo in the wild to study. I may have to set a trap with bait.

If facebook is breaking up relationships then what is twitter doing? @awardthepoet this I must know...

If you really want to be appreciated for who you are, you must find out where you truly belong, and fulfill your destiny.

Best Day Ever!

Is it better to be the "cheater" or the "cheated on"? If you're shy inbox me the answer. This is a good question we need both opinions.

‎"I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery." ~A.Huxley