Happy New Year Mountain time!

Here's to 2012 a year of laughs, love, and prosperity!

My resolution is say haha I told you so on 1/1/2013!!!

Happy New Year!

When exactly did the tradition of shooting off guns to welcome the new year start?

Happy new year CST!

I'll know its 2012 when the gunfire reaches the climax of its crescendo!

Happy New Year east coast!

At home working on my first DVD... The future is now!!! Btw I partied last night cause i'm ahead of my time!!!

Dear 2011 you were the worst year ever and I'm glad to see you go! Hurray for the new year!

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Watching SNL on Hulu!

Wow about a week and a half ago I was wondering when I'd hit my next goal of 3K video views and Im well over halfway there and I was on vacation! Thanks!

OccupyKrispyKreme on government street Mobile AL!

So who's inviting me to a new years party?

Releasing a limited run dvd of my fan favorite videos with exclusive dvd only footage and narration in JAN 2012. Only doing 100 to start. Have a lol on me!

You can't take it with you!

Adventures in Customer Service video! http://ping.fm/vqhHY

Fear is the father of death if sleep is its cousin...

if you're not fighting a battle, you must have already been defeated

I was well on my way to becoming a respected writer until I realized people were taking me seriously! I'm a lot more comfortable now as a polarizing figure.

Its Drew BREEZY baby!

Trolls: people who use dumb arguments, hate speech, and say purely ignorant things on internet discussion comment feeds just to ruin it for everyone else...

For the record there, I'm a NBA fan. U might see me endorse ur team or break them down, but unless u actually own a team dont be trolling over here!

I am going to lovvve this NBA season! Games everyday! Thats right, this is payback for the lockout, this shortened season will be brutal lol!

CP3 ON THE CLIPS!!!

To the lot of ya'll who dont know who durant really is, wake up!

KP against big baby, nooooo!

Its nice to know all BBall fans are now watching the magic N thunder game!

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas!

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As this Christmas Eve dawns remember there are people on the front lines of the occupywalmarts movement in the parking lots of all major retailers!

What's your NBA team?

Who wants to have NBA beef for the rest of the season?

Dec 25th! Have a NBA HOLIDAY!!!

Look baby stop tripping, I only look at other women so I can appreciate what I have in you! ... That didnt work, must be why I'M SINGLE!

Its a great feeling just listening to the poets and not sittin here waiting for my turn! Bama got talent!

Sold 10 books tonight at the GET CHA MIND RIGHT OPEN MIC!!! Mobile supports their own!!! The Children of Confusion MOVIE will happen somehow someway!

Mobile, gulf coast! At the get cha mind right open mic!!! Wish you were here!

Hey baby dont let your ex block your view of your next... Your next ex... You know what time it is!

Sometimes you have to destroy the pretty truth to get to the ugly lie...

When I question have I gone to far, I know that I've not gone far enough...

When women start asking me do I find them attractive I wonder what about me no longer says author and is now saying sperm donor...

She wanted a romantic chase and asked me why I wasnt pursuing her, I told her I only run for my health or when I hear gunshots...

In politics they'll spend $50 millionon ads and in lobbying costs trying to stop a $20 bill in congress!

Its not the tax but the threats that get me pissed off! The rebulicans wanna take your $20 or the demo's might charge you $30 more a yr!

I've gotten sick and tired of hearing the government officals argue over whats $20 taxes or whatever per citizen! Forreal? Forreal? They're a joke!

I have always wanted to be a champion for my people, now-a-days I'm not really sure who're my people lol!

I've abandoned the illusion of race and embraced mere bigotry...

Tornado warning off Dauphin Island...

Tornado sirens in Mobile!

I love having my imaginary enemies or imagemies...

I really love my new career as a humorist. I do what I do and if someone doesn't like it, they can just assume I'm being a jerk, because I am.

Somebody tell these MILFs I'm open for business lol. Cougars you just gotta luv em!

Its not where you're at but who you are that counts! Make it last!!!

The best tool you can have at your side is creativity!

Michelle Obama for president 2016!

The Children Of Confusion Tuesdays, Get the novel that'll have you laughing non stop before the movie comes out! visit www.iamaward.com... Get it for the holidays! Autographed!!!

This latest video blog has been kicking my butt! I hope someone watches it when it comes out lol!

Does anyone have an old ATT andriod phone they want to donate or sell for the low? I need to step my phone game up bad!!!

Success is out there for anyone smart enough to work towards it and foolish enough to think they can achieve it!

2,000 plays on my video blogs thanks!!!! Next step 3,000! I dont know how I'll get there but if it can be done you can do it!

Muh hahaha!!! I got asked to do some stand up shows in mississipi and new orleans!!! Haha!

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I once read a management book that said you can't afford the best employee's because the best don't work just for pay, they do it because they love it!

When I was a kid I used to write girls notes that said circle yes if U like me or no if U dont like boys U like girls. They only had 2 options

If u ever want to see if you're in the right place at the right time check your watch, I hope you're early.

Thanks for all the comments and tweets on my latest video 'First Date After the Divorce: True Story'! U guys R the best! Have a lol on me!

I have a dream of being a regular on The Daily Show! Is that so wrong? Depends on who you ask...

Looking for the 99th monkey!

People are watching my videos!!!! They like them! they like them! I'm humbled, thanks you guys!!!!! Occupywalmarts near you!

"Ladies wanna get with me cause I make pretty babies..." Really bru? Really? Man get a life...

The Children Of Confusion Tuesdays, Get the novel that'll have you laughing non stop before the movie comes out! visit www.iamaward.com... Get it for the holidays! Autographed!!!

To my state I'm an icon, to your state you're a tampon... Don't forget that you bloody bastard!

The filming went great!! I knew my lines!!! Cant wait until all of you get to see it! Its going to be crazzzzy! You'll love it!

I asked her if she loved me... She checked my credit score...

Never tell a good dream how long you want it to last, unless you say forever.

Dont hate, my blessings cant be yours unless you know how to swap souls. Now where you know they do that at? LOL!

If the apple doesnt fall far from the tree I must've been born in a hurricane: a category 5...

I'm bout to lose it! This walmarts going down!

I feel like listening to a few gangsta rap songs... About love...

Walmart anyone?

RG3 Baaaby!

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I'm sorry, I don't brag. I've been telling you about how I've been blessed!

Now AAMU go win the SWAC Tomorrow! Who Dat!

If you're afraid of the spotlight, move out of the way so I won't be shining on you!

If you're not a closer, then you might be a poser.

Dont be worried about the next man cause he got two in the bush and you only got one in the hand. Be glad I dont take your bird and have three!

Tyler Perry be careful around those Kardashians, they got a thing for rich black guys. Thats why the sistas upset. Test drive but don't buy!

These Walmarts aren't going to occupy themselves. Do it for your families, for America! Victory is Ours!

When you're pleased with yourself even your hater's remarks sound like compliments, such bliss is divine! OccupyWALMARTS!

http://ping.fm/wnLX3

Scared money don't make money!

The Success Blog returns next week with a new format but today lets partner in success and support thepoetymovement http://ping.fm/lp1b8

"The value of a white woman is based on how long they would look for her if she was missing." Comedian Patrice O'Neal RIP

"Men view time like women view their vagina... No means No... Stop trying to rape us for our time!" Comedian Patrice O'Neal RIP

"Never have a side chick who thinks she's good enough to be your main chick" Comedian Patrice O'Neal RIP

Do not visit youtube.com/awardcomedy do not watch my occupy video. Do not like or retweet this

The Children Of Confusion Tuesdays, $5 Get the novel that'll have you laughing non stop before the movie comes out! visit www.iamaward.com

There's an University of Alabama flag flying from every other car in this state!

Is blind to the Bull$hit!!!

$10 the last angry black man ever, autographed. Visit www.iamaward.com to order your copy of the greatest book in America today! It's the last day to order so that it ships before Christmas!

I've forgotten what it's like to be in a relationship. I think they're something like that movie... Independence Day... your life gets invaded by alien forces that blow everything up and you have to call your buddies Will Smith and Jeff Goldbum to save you

I'M MFN TIGER WOODS! Congrats to Tiger today!

In chill mode... No more shameless promotion until tomorrow... Thank you folks, you deserve a break...

Funny guy, comedic author, slightly famous poet on another planet...

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Putting up Christmas lights... Now what are the origins of this tradition?

Why chicks always wanna flirt the hardest when they wit their man. Mybe I shldnt have gotten the digits but he was outside n she feelin choosey... She FINE!

A piece of the ceiling just broke loose and hit me lol! A Small Peice! RUN ALFRED RUN!

I want a farm... Maybe a vineyard... My own wine... Nice!

Thanks to you I've jumped passed 1,000 plays in less than two weeks of starting the video blog! I expected less than 100 lol... 1,500 next!

We need four political parties: tea party, republican, democrat, occupation or (labor) party... That would be cool...

Has the Vigor game started yet? For my mobilians!

I'm about to reach 1,000 spins on my brand new youtube channel! youtube.com/awardcomedy! Thank you for watching! It's not that serious!