success is a way of life, not an event...

If we never make eye contact i'm probably not listening... Sorry...

Churches chicken in Mobile, where its always made to order and you'll be in the drive thru 20 min per car...

KFC should be ashamed of themselves for these high prices! (black guy complaining about fried chicken prices, get ur laugh in-but its true!)

Earth = Overrated

People overlook that the battles between good and evil are only won by the great...

Next level ish!!! Back off me!

Mardi gras is over! So we have to go back to normal? Naaawh!!!

RT @BubbsHarris: Turd Tuesday! These Guys are the Shit! @BillFowlerJokes @comedycrackers @WTF_Xhuk @IamAWard @MMMoseley @joepettis @RustyEye @mattwardcomedy

At the prichard parade you can yell throw me some gin! Who needs beads?!?!?

At the prichard parade where I just caught a dime and two philly's! Mardi Gras!!!

At the Prichard parade where the BMW is the #1 means of transportation! 'Body Made Wrong'

At the Prichard parade lol! They throwing EBT CARDS!!! ... With positive balances! Its going to be a riot!

The job market is so bad I'm putting down I know 3-4 langauges on job apps that ask... If hired, learn fast lol!

Wish me well. Just had a job assessment... Pray, pray, pray!!! Hey Jesus remember when I had your back in 05? I'm just saying homie!

Happy Valentines Day People! ... Whew I did it, can I have my dignity back? Oh, no? oh well... Can I cash this check? YEAH!

VDay has me wondering where is the woman for me, I've gone thru the races etc. The only thing left is rich to try out. A beautiful rich women, inbox me please...

RT @breakingnews: US regulators OK Google's $12.5b bid for Motorola, hours after EU clearance - @AP

Screw U guys, I'm going home...

Don't let your stankin' behind the ear funk ruin your barber's day... PSA from Alfred Ward...

The greatest hindrance to success is advice... Think about it... Good, now think some more...

People STILL using bombs? @thedailybeast Bombers Target Israeli Embassies Explosion in India, Georgia bomb defused. http://thebea.st/y52VDk

I think niggas R shooting in the hood over nikki's performance...

The USA has just declared a new war, the war on death. Death has been claiming the lives of billions with it's terroristic activities!

Death has been declared a disease and has been found to be the leading cause of being deceased. The $50 million CDC study concluded.

I should've made a movie for valentines day!

This just in: netflix is ruining the bootleg dvd industry! As profit margins decrease, quality is falling. Bootleggers have resorted to selling prepaid adult website cards.

XM Radio Laugh USA! Bill Cosby lol!

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING!!! Stop saying that!

I refuse to drink rain water because I know there might be a bird flying round up there pissin

Bout to step my game up...

I need some heroes, I'm just rogue over here!

Opps! Just send a msg to dozens of people by mistake lol oh well, they to need to know about the horrors of behind the ear funk...

My work here is done... Until we meet again...

Stankin Ear Funk Public Service Announcement http://ow.ly/91nsQ

On 11/17/2012 Alabama A&M will Play Auburn in the game the week before the Iron Bowl! I'm so there!!! Go Dawgs!

GET CHA MIGHT RIGHT OPEN MIC, MOBILE AL @huggybeardapoet http://ow.ly/8YokY

My work here is done...

Kodak ditches digital camera business - http://ow.ly/8YoBK via @trendspottr

I know I've only put out one video in the last month but thats because I'm going all in on bringing you something special... soon you'll have a lol on me!!! Thanks for watching!

Happy Birthday to my son Orion Ayaan Ward! Four years old today!!!

I need to go get my CDL!

Good morning alabama, georgia, florida, tennessee, mississippi, louisiana!... And you other states and countries...!

I respect kobe more and more every year... his team may no longer be 'the best' but he still continues to just $h!t on the haters... take things personal! excellence, revenge, and pride are great motivators...

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Can't our armed services in the middle east just go on strike. come home guys there's duty honor and then theres common sense noiranwar

This just in! Get rid of all governments, businesses, education, technology and people will have immortal youth and live in world peace!

watching a documentary on the evils of the world will convince you that old people don't die because they're old lol it's the government and the corporations making them sick! Don't they know we were immortal before the 1800's LMAO!

I think I'm just going to jump on this New World Order bandwagon while the getting is good! nwo

A must read for SMB! RT @b2community: 3 Simple Strategies to Tame Your Video Content Budget http://goo.gl/fb/iFzWu

God why does this dog fart every time she's sitting in my lap!?!? ripe...

Sports are psychological anti-insurgent mechanisms ... if you don't care about the Super Bowl you're a borderline terrorist...

it seems everyone has an opinion but no one wants to give an answer

Fortune favors the bold!

My latest standup was my best so far and I had an awesome time: P.S. I have low expectations funnyashell

The biggest difference between most men & women in thinking about their looks is that a man can find one redeeming feature about himself good enough to overlook everything else and a women will look at herself and find one bad feature powerful enough to overshadow everything else...

Watching Shinobi on hulu!

Cause I look like Jesus!

I think i've added 100+ twitter followers this week, cool! I wonder how many are bots vs actual people? 90? 80? it's cool. follow @iamaward

Join me today for the newest episode of "Video Blog of a Bitter Black Man... " bitter

That anonymous group going hard lol! Hacked ya boyyyy! Hilarious stuff! Step your game up governments!

Everything in Mobile just went grand. Headed to P'Cola...

I'm out. got some things offline to do today shooting a series of shorts. news at 11. subscribe to my channel www.youtube.com/awardcomedy

All things come to an end... So put your favorite song on repeat!

About to turn this faith walk up to the highest level, feet don't fail me now!

turns out I'm starting to think to much on stage and to little in life... ACTION!

I'm famous! Randomly ran into a guy on the street last night who had seen my videos I probably should have asked him if he enjoyed them but I was in the moment lol

Whenever I feel a bit down I always think "What? You're going to pick now to stop being a vain, egotistical, narcissistic, prideful, jerk?" That always uplifts my spirit, I'm no quitter! Gonna see this through to it's awesome end! iloveattentionidontdeserve

chrome is really becoming the slowest browser Ive ever used. freezes, crashes, refreshes super slow google better get it right or I'm gone

Ever wonder why you think your boss is an idiot? They're an idiot!

In talks to be part of a major comedy show on the gulf coast! Hopefully I can go first or host. Everyone else is going to be really good!

@iamaward <----- follow me!

Please excuse me, while I take over the world SON!

Science decodes 'internal voices' - http://ow.ly/8PwCu via @trendspottr

Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism - http://ow.ly/8Pwyo via @trendspottr

Planned Parenthood says Komen decision causes donation spike - http://ow.ly/8PwuV via @trendspottr

Breakthrough: The first sound recordings based on reading people's... - http://ow.ly/8PdY3 via @trendspottr

I don't have time to sleep, I'm trying to catch up to my day dreams while running from my nightmares...

RT @powerpoole: POTUS Launches ‘African-Americans For Obama’ Campaign http://dlvr.it/18fklr blck

Wake Up! : A short film by Alfred Ward http://ow.ly/8PboM

Submissions Open for AfroSF: An Anthology of African Science Fiction... - http://ow.ly/8Pb2O via @trendspottr

Zuckerberg's Facebook stake is worth at least $16 billion - http://ow.ly/8P2kd via @trendspottr

Wake Up! : A short film by Alfred Ward http://ow.ly/8P1MI

I'm the one person I wish that I knew better...

the apps are cool but I really think I'm about to stop using google's chrome browser...

I'm in desperate need of more opportunities to perform on stage... I see why some areas have a talent drain & others are talent magnets

I always get people who say why are you selling your merchandise for $1, $2, $5 etc when you should or could be charging $15 or $20... I just smile because the same people who say that to me have NEVER bought anything from me, at least the person who paid $5 did... Who do you think I'm listening to?

In honor of black history month I'm going to be selling all of my black stuff...

So amazon? Deny my video digital distribution, huh? It is I who shall have the last laugh!!! I swear it!

I will not make mountains of molehills or obstacles of ant beds instead I will viciously stomp them and pour poison on them when I'm done!